blazevillains:

what they dont tell you about having a crush is that AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! the fucking skull appears

oopdeathnote:

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

rthko:

I don’t want to go to work I want to engage in gay boy activities

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grimeclown:

Breaking: Person with a fetish for bad sex having a straight up paradoxical time in the bedroom

emperornero:

i hope all humans randomly develop bug exoskeletons in the following year so tiktok skincare girlies can stop worrying about every single smallest line on their faces and just focus on how shiny and strong their chitinous armor is